WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

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starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Zach Galifianakis on last night’s Daily Show.

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dorkly:

kittje:

kittje:

i don’t give a fuck bout your feelings

chansey has achieved internet fame
http://www.dorkly.com/po…/68004/animals-and-video-games-gifs

We were honored to feature Chansey in her official debut! She is the best chinchilla we know!

We also don’t know any other chinchillas.

(Source: instagram.com)

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